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It’s very hard to put a banana or an apple in a bag.

Can’t we just feed children... fruit?

I would say hummus and pita, but apparently mine have been shoving their hands in the hummus, licking it off like animals and chucking the pita.

So YMMV, I guess.

I’m not trying to sound mean, but I would never feed those things to my kids, their dentist was like NONE SHALL PASS. They told me it was the worst thing they could eat, they even forbid chewy gummy vitamins. Like...I’m pretty permissive with cookies and chips but I don’t allow candy. I feel like this is coming out

Ya, I was trying to find some healthy alternatives for Halloween candy and picked up a package of these, looked at what was in them, and then went and bought mini-chocolate bars. At least when you eat chocolate you know your eating crap.

Wow, in my state you don’t get UI for being fired. Basically your workplace has to burn down.

Dollars to donuts, those aren’t local residents.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

BRB, gonna get some croutons to better enjoy this word salad.

Honestly this brain trust sounds pretty borderline in the competence department anyway. I bet everybody dreaded the days they had to work with him on the line or whatever.

Cavender noted that Lara said, “At the point where he had sex with me, yeah at that point I was a willing participant because I wanted to get it over with.” But Lara wouldn’t “admit” that she had wanted to sleep with Joaquin, which made the detectives upset. They told her that Joaquin didn’t deserve this, she says.

Gee. It's a real mystery why the vast majority of rapes are never reported.

And it’s a bit depressing that one of the few outlets doing it is a website that spends most of its time on articles like 10 Disney Princes With Hot Butts.

An example of why good journalism and investigative reporting is still SO important in this country.

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I know. He’s responsible for what, four possible deaths in under an hour? Gene Wilder’s pretty great though.

I worked at a candy store and we sold chocolate penises and boobs. They weren’t in the display case our anything but people in town knew to ask if they were planning a bachelorette party.

Maybe he should have tried being terrible at his job. It’s worked for me.


Cool cool cool Willy-Dub, sounds great, but how imaginary is the health and dental bennies? Also- sick days?

Arguably still less dangerous than this guy.