Blindspot (10PM, NBC)

OK - this idea (mystery person doesn’t know who they are; solves crimes) didn’t work when it was Nowhere Man, Kyle XY, or John Doe. I’m not really sure if putting Tattooed Jaime Alexander in the lead is going to help much.

How I imagine this pilot is going to go down.

And seriously, have you ever carried a bag with 120+ lbs of person in it? Ain’t nobody got time for that.

It’s going to be STRONGLY bad. Not season two True Detective bad, but CSI:NY with a little Alcatraz (remember that show?) bad.

I don’t know what’s worse on your scale, “1” or Two and a Half Men.

Oh, Lord, I can already see myself: tripping over my own feet, over my partner’s feet, slamming into someone behind me, catching somebody’s gown on my shoe, finally just pitching straight out the window.

From Wikipedia: “The FBI discovers that each tattoo contains a clue to a crime they will have to solve.”

Blindspot, because she’s gonna have trouble reading the tattoos on her ass w/o the aid of a mirror.

It’s like Blacklist, but instead of smooth-as-fucking-butter/silk James Spader feeding the FBI information about the underground world of crime and terror... the clues come from Jaime Alexander’s naked, tattooed body. These clues, in the aggregate will lead to some kind of globe-spanning conspiracy that poses and…

Basically that on everyone one of these someone will show up to defend the behavior of the person being criticized (not for every story but for every article). In this case I’m not defending the bartender for not knowing “neat”. I am defending him for thinking that bourbon and scotch are whiskeys because they are…

Kelly, you look GORGEOUS in that photo. Just had to say :)

Ah, reading. It’s what really connects us to the past, and other readers. Austen loved to read, and she wrote what she wanted to read and couldn’t find. That’s why she’s an enduring classic.

It still stands as overall the best written story ever submitted. “Breadsticks, for the mouth part of your face.” still kills me.

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

How fucking awesome would it be if God really did look like Dobby? Like, a magical cloud slowly floats down from the sky and off hops this little Yoda looking creature all “Guys, what are you doing? I didn’t write that. Stahp!”

Further proving this was never about her religious beliefs if she is altering forms that other people have signed. She hates gay people, period.

Now I’m picturing you at a cookout saying, “I learned spades on Wikipedia.” This is a funny image. Extra points for “learned.”

So wait... Am understanding this right? Tom is white, and looked at you weird for bringing something to a cookout? I think that is more, “Tom’s an asshole” than it is a white person thing.

If youre going to a latino barbecue bring coronas. I know they taste like piss but just bring coronas. Dont bring a 6 pack of your good stuff because youll be that uppity gringo or pinche gringo or the hmph gringo.

That threw me until I realized Tom, in this situation, is a white guy.