You need to get Mr Darcy drunk and wear him on top.

Or...she could have just fallen in love with him and gotten married like any other person, and is now desperately hurt and confused as the fallout from his fascination with other women continues to affect their lives. She is a very successful woman in her own right and didn’t need to marry anyone for convenience. I…

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I’d put a pair of pince-nez glasses on him and pretend that I was banging the Vlasic pickle stork.

Wasn’t his downfall caused by a PR disaster? There’s probably a job for him out there, but a PR firm seemed like a terrible decision.

Anthony Weiner needs to get a plumbing license or something like that and just try to be a normal, innocuous dude for once. He doesn’t deserve a job in media, PR, politics, or anything where he’s anywhere even close to a spotlight. He’s probably not an “evil” guy, but he simply has no credibility. Getting caught once…

Carlos Danger was one of the best parts of John Oliver subbing for Jon Stewart that summer. I can still hear the music and picture the dance.

I also love it! And her loveliness. Gah why can’t she be playing a character who looks like her in Star Wars, and wear outfits like that through the whole movie, instead of a cgi character?? Whyyyy.

I don’t know... I mean could Lupita pass as 1/4 Asian?

She’s absolutely beautiful, and that dress she’s wearing on the cover is amazing. I mean, I’m certainly no Lupita and it would make me look like a Christmas ornament, but I want it.

The sobbing while eating ice cream gif is the only appropriate reaction to a Lupita magazine cover.

“there’s no evidence to support the perception he intended to create alarm.”

But don’t women frequently complain about men being too obsessed with looks? That it’s what’s on the inside that’s important?

Glengarry Glen Ross. It’s an inspiration to him.

I mean, you obviously don’t want to say “I find you repulsive and you smell oddly like corn” to a person, that’s just cruel. But it’s perfectly okay to say “I want this to work but I just can’t feel what I want to feel, and it’s not fair to you.”

“and god shall smite the haters and losers”

It’s so blatant. So, so blatant. How can anyone believe he’s not talking out of his ass, 100% of the time?

Prince Charles cheated on Diana with Camilla. No matter how gorgeous you are and how 'attracted' your mate is, if they want to cheat they will cheat. It's not always based on physical attraction.

You’d think he could get his paid staffers to look up a quote on a prosperity gospel site...

I guess I’d make a distinction between a partner finding me attractive, and a partner being attracted to me. Like, I’d be fine having a partner who didn’t think I was particularly objectively good-looking. But I don’t think I could be with someone who didn’t desire me — who didn’t find themselves compelled and aroused…