Oh dear, you’re right, I’m a control freak and I touch male colleagues all the time.

The dudes who do this are not actually the touchy-feely type of dudes, either. They fear other dudes are gonna take their lady if they momentarily turn their attention away.

If you are both doing it to each other, y’all are just kinda gross, but not necessarily unequal. If you’re the sort of dude who keeps his hand there as she’s doing stuff and sort of directs her with it, then that’d be a different kind of problem.

I’m not going to argue with the Dame, but I find it far more “posessive” (and generally uncomfortable) when guys put their hands on that space between a girl’s neck and shoulders, like some sort of hand-collar.

I have NEVER liked to be leaned on. People used to tell me I was too high strung. Those people are no longer my boyfriend.

He and Liam Neeson were so dang sweet together.

Absolutely. I also personally believe that if a religious-based hospital is the only shop in town, they ought to be required by law to practice fully. That or risk being taken over by the government.

All those Republicans losing their minds about the threat of Sharia Law are the very same ones implementing it here.

As much as I think the situation is BS (and I really, really do), I hope the media coverage allows her to find another hospital to both deliver and have the procedure. It’s super short notice, but for her health and the welfare of her family, I hope someone out there is willing to take on a new patient in such extreme…

OMG OMG THIS IS MY HAND!!! MY HAND IS ON JEZEBEL GUYS MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

I love the clutch ideas (I’m all for bold/sculptural/out there small bags if you have a black dress) but then I saw 1) someone recommend a circa 2002 style arm band and 2) someone recommend an ankle bracelet. I mean... what.

I don’t know why, but it’s the “rilly” that makes your comment perfect.

Good question. I’m hoping something very simple as shown on the model... not necessarily that same shoe, they’re notoriously uncomfortable, but just simple simple simple. And black. The dress has such elegant lines, the shoe shouldn’t interfere.

Cool. Mysterious. Maybe even a little dangerous? The only fashion accessory anyone should ever need.

A flawless hundred carat emerald cut.

I feel like there’s a real missed opportunity here.

This is shady, but I came genuinely excited to read the comment ideas and my takeaway is “Oof, there’s a taste vacuum happening here.”

First thought:

Gorgeous dress. Keep it simple accessory wise, big solid bracelet, copper if you can. the tortoise clutch is stunning.

This is not okay.