She “filled out” via breast implants, which she openly admits to getting.

and then yoko appeared!

...Now I have Let it Be going in my head to the tune of Let it Go.
Why did you do this to me. :(

Stodden is kind of like herpes. Sure valtrex suppresses it most of the time, but every once in a while your itching and you know you shouldn’t but there it is again. God damn it herpes.

My pregnant sister made the exact same face as Kim when she found out it was not advised for her to go jet skiing, even very slowly, when we were at the lake a few weeks ago. Then she had a huge piece of cake, cried and took a nap.

I would have to ask them, “Is that how you *feel* or do you have data to back up that assertion?”

He is dangerous. In one episode (the last one I watched) a young woman, high school maybe?... asked him how to handle a guy who would not stop calling her. His answer... “That’s a compliment! You should be flattered he keeps calling”... He is a dangerous man.

Right? Where is this magical Vallhalla that people are unaware of what men think all the time?

God, RIGHT??? It’s like white history month! Or christian pride day! Or hetero & proud week! WE KNOW!!!! White straight christian males are the default in this country, the majority of the history books are written by and about them, most of the tv & movie stars are them! UGH!!!

That MP3 player. Wow. Big time!

What could the added value of a show entitled “What Men Really Think” possibly be? I’m bombarded with male opinions about things every day.

Jesus H. Where the hell did they find these men for the audience? Reddit? Street harassers they observed in the wild? Either they expressly invited a bunch of scumbags, or only the loudest were actually heard (hoping for the latter, afraid it might be the former). Either way, Steve Harvey and the production staff…

I loved her in Office Space.

I LOVE THAT SHOW. She was genuinely guffaw-worthy in it. And I know we’re supposed to bag on her, but holy shit, Jennifer Aniston has truly amazing comic timing. She doesn’t get nearly enough credit for it, I reckon.

I love the snark, but honestly that’s the kind of ring I’d expect her to have. Un-fussy and simple.

Wait, wait, wait...a nail in her Taco Bell was the puke tipping point? Did she go there sober?

Exactly, a lot of things should be happening in kitchens and food prep areas all over the country that aren’t.

Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?”

People actually preparing food SHOULD be wearing gloves. And depending on the local rules (and what degree the cashier job involves food preparation), the cashiers might not be allowed to wear press-on nails.

Ironically, that fake fingernail was probably the least gross thing in that plate of Taco Hell nachos...