YOUR REAL MOTHER LEFT YOU IN A HOTEL SAFE

a maintenance worker was sent to free the infant

My confusion is about the size of this baby. All of the hotels I’ve stayed in that I can remember have safes that are like 6x12”. No baby could fit in that! Also, don’t you usually have to set a code to lock it? I’m so puzzled at this being real.

safes are where you things you want to be safe

i know! and baby cages aren’t a thing anymore either! we have nothing! http://content.time.com/time/specials/…

DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE, YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM.

Them nipples alone are a masterpiece.

Why are you assuming Sandy wasn’t happy before she got this new boyfriend? What did she say? Did she call you? Tell please. Cause I know you know women don’t need a guy to be happy.

It’s a plea bargain. Prosecutors will often decrease the number of charges or the severity in exchange for a guilty plea. Standard practice. They are offering him reduced counts in exchange for restitution to victims and an agreement on sentencing range.

Looks are EVERYTHING.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HOLDING ON TO THIS ONE BUDDY

My parents split up right before my 14th birthday, and in order to “keep things normal” we had to have a birthday dinner. It. Was. Excruciating. I wish they had skipped the whole thing and given me the money to go to the mall.

Part of me wonders if this is a savvy Kanye move to actually keep Nori off the show or minimize her time on it - pretty standard negotiating move to demand a ludicrously high price for a deal you are trying to kill.

I’m cool with the first part but no to the second.

is he really that recongnizable? he looks like every tech industry guy ever.

I want to has the snark, but I has a sad instead. Why is everyone so awful?

You were estimating, Rose? A year or two, I’d understand. But, six?

wait what

This was very confusing. At first glance it looks like she has demon eyes, but then the article is positive. I had to blow it up to see that they were hearts.

Okay. I’m seeing a few kinds of comments here. I dislike all of them. Here we go.