I always feel like the act of cutting off a woman's hair is somehow really super, extra creepy. It's not violent, but it's almost like, "I'm doing this to take away your pride and to subvert the beauty I ultimately think you need taken from you. I would slash your face, but you know, then I'd go to jail and people…

"They both said that SIL "is immature and not let her get on your nerves".

If SIL cutting my hair is a "2" I don't wanna stick around to found out what "10" is on the dramatic scale.

It sounds like they were are a party, in which case Lupita doesn't owe anyone shit!

Well, we should start because "spermatazoa syringe" is awesome.

I just want MORE AND MORE of this. Let them keep devising bills that will never pass, let them make idiotic statements comparing Obama to Hitler, PLEASE let Romney and Bush run. Just let them do everything they can to cater to the teabaggers and alienate whatever moderate republicans are left in the world. Bunch of…

It does.

"Oompa Loompa with Marfan's"

"We don't call the penis and testicles the "spermatazoa syringe" when we talk about reproduction."

Jack is lonely? Someone tell Leo. This is what old and "man whore" looks like.

Her teeth are mesmerizing.

I really need to know how she gets her skin that luminous. It's gorgeous. What a pretty lady.

Sorry, I'm going to be judgemental: Why the fuck would you do that to yourself?

I was thinking the same thing. But it's cute Kenya thinks Lupita would be anything but unbothered by her tweet. The #girlbye goes to you, Kenya boo.

Good LORD she is pretty. I can't stop watching this gif. Help, I need to do work and I can't stoooop!

She is the most insanely beautiful person. Sorry, I got distracted.

Dear Taylor,

When asked for comment about Kenya's remarks Lupita replied;

Lupita!! You continue to make so many good choices. KEEP IT UP!!!

Sorry an Academy Award winner didn't want to take a photo with a stranger that would inevitably be tweeted as a publicity magnet for your B-List reality show, Kenya.