I just asked my twat, and she said. "It's because he's so hot." Science.

Tbh, the limp dick unicorn line pretty much sealed the deal. I'm going to see this movie and I'll probably enjoy the hell outta it.

I like Melissa McCarthy so much. I hope this movie is good - it looks cute. This character totally could have been played by, like, Sandra Bullock (I mean, isn't this kind of the plot of Miss Congeniality, minus the beauty pageant?), so I doubt it will rely on "look at this sloppy fat person" jokes.

Ooooh, it's my favorite lady from Call the Midwife!!!!

Limp dick unicorn is my new favorite thing. I think this looks fun. I go into pretty much every movie with low expectations and generally walk out happy.

My mother spent our entire engagement (thankfully only 3 short months) hating absolutely everything about my wedding. Her biggest complaints were the venue (a converted barn), us not serving dinner (it was 3pm. We just had snacks), and no bridal party. "What about your good friends? Aren't they going to be offended?"…

I have body issues and totally could see myself saying no. I would want to enjoy the wedding and not feel so on display.

I have bowed out of a few weddings, mostly because I make a terrible bridesmaid. I hate all the wedding crap, the bachlorette parties, bridal showers, rehearsal dinner, and standing there for an hour while you two read poems to each other. (last wedding I went to was 2 hours long and included poems, letters, unity…

so making me enter my birth date to prove i am of age works? cause an 18 year old can't figure out a fake date of birth to enter? really?

My sister is getting married with no wedding party. My extended family is going wild with rage that I (as her sister) am not in the (nonexistant) wedding party.

Agreed! And although people everywhere are probably tired of me pointing this out, there were no jokes about her weight in Gilmore Girls and she managed to still be every bit as funny (both verbally and with her physicality in of the accident prone moments in the kitchen) as she is now. So, they totally can do that…

One of the most romantic things LordSparrow has ever said to me was "I don't need you, you don't complete me, and I really hope you feel the same way". He thought he was jamming his foot deep into his mouth, and maybe would've been with a lot of people, but I knew exactly what he meant.

I see no problem with saying no when you're initially asked to be in the wedding party. That's why you ask someone to be a bridesmaid, not dictate to them. You just have to spin it appropriately: "You have no idea how much I appreciate you asking me to be in your wedding, but I don't have the resources this year to…

Is it ever appropriate to quit a wedding party or turn it down for reasons other than financial? This is a serious question. Can't I just say "I'm sorry, I was in your last wedding. I'll sit this one out. Maybe next time"?

EIGHTEEN BRIDESMAIDS?!?!?!? Shiiiiiiiit.

There have been times in the past 22 years of marriage when love was not enough. We've weathered some pretty bad financial storms, and a couple of times when the marriage itself was the problem. During those times, it was our friendship that held us together long enough to patch up the marriage and get things running…

I would consider my husband my best friend for sure, but we also have a lot of our own interests/hobbies that we do with our own set of friends. We are vastly different people and encourage each other to foster those interests.

I mean, a little mystery is good and all, I guess, but IMHO, sex in a relationship where you're still trying to maintain the illusion that you don't fart will _never_ beat the kind of freaky, here's-the-weird-shit-I-like and I-think-maybe-I-want-to-try-this-new-thing, judgment-free sex you can have with your best…

I think marrying your "best friend" is the right thing to do because neither of you really NEEDS each other. You're not looking to get something out of the relationship beyond having a great person beside you to live with you and share in experiences with. If you feel like you're dependent on your SO to feel happy,…

yes, by not having one or having a tiny one you reduce drama by 100%