Also, they want you to pay for the privilege.

This guy gets it.

Until Bruce Campbell is literally wheelchair-bound and completely unable to move, Ash vs Evil Dead must continue.

Right? The cure is worse than the disease!

Deserves more upvotes.

Just imagine what he'd be like WITHOUT the pot.

Agreed. This made me actually L-O-L.

Came here to say this, leaving satisfied.

Of course, it's hot in the attic, so they may all be melted now…

Somber nod of recognition

Agreed. I still remember watching this episode and feeling like all the air had been sucked out of the room.

My feelings exactly.

Being the only child of aging, divorced parents, neither of whom ever re-married, is the WORST. (Actually it hasn't gotten that bad yet but I know it will. IT WILL.)

Let's not say things we can't take back.

Deserves more upvotes.

…Purple and green is my favorite color combo.

That happened eventually to my last dog too. It was the small silver lining of the aging process. (He was a big fireworks-freaker-outer.)

A long, holiday, blockbuster movie weekend.

Repeatedly.

But have you seen Less Than Zero?