I'm pretty sure he's saying that US OSHA has no teeth. He is correct, of course.

Hookers and blow, obviously.

My initials are also MM!

I used to go to a hairstylist who also had two Afghan dogs. Talk about never getting away from work.

I know, she's adorable! Be in better stuff!!

I don't mind leeks. They make a nice soup.

Truly, if the Romans could see us now…

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Agreed.

And Comcast commercials.

The fervor of a true believer. (Terrifying.)

She is truly more beautiful than ever, isn't she?

Now I go by: Cam Newton.

How about "gals"? Am I on the right track here?

Well-put, I think.

Tax deductions are pretty awesome.

Just wait until your refrigerator ice maker water line springs a leak and water gets into somebody ELSE's unit and then you have potentially three insurance companies (yours, other owner's, HOA's) involved.*

Excedrin or GTFO, what are you talking about?

Have to do it

I didn't go to my prom. Anecdata confirmed!