It's never too late.

You have a nice comment/avatar synergy going there.

Well, when you're required by law to use only the finest organic, gluten-free, artisanal jizz, the costs really add up.

Ditto. Aw, misspent youth.

Humaning in the real world can be just as fucking exhausting.

That's probably the best description of porn ever.

How serious, though?

I would pay good American dollars for that. (Only if it played "Feels Good" on an endless loop.)

I am disappoint.

What about a woman?

Remember, wifeys love being called old.

Laughed suddenly and inappropriately at the office. Well done.

Exactly.

That deserves an upvote.

Yeah, at 43, I now find that 20-somethings are some sort of different species. It's… weird.

Me too. Loves me some Nudeador!

Well, I thank them for picking Twin Peaks for Washington State over Frasier or Grey's Anatomy.

Exactly.

None whatsoever.

All-girl tribute bands and AV Club comment threads: super pun-rich environments.