My best friend's cousin was in an all-girl AC/DC tribute band called Hell's Belles.

As a native Seattle-ite whose great-grandparents lived on Bainbridge Island during the war (and whose grandfather fought in the Pacific theater), I agree with that being my personal historical summation of World War II.

And the three (or more) alimony payments.

I'm not entirely disagreeing with you, but regarding putting on a Koran musical:

I don't have a wang either, but I've, like, interacted with wangs and just… YIKES

Not for nothing, but isn't it "Only the penitent man SHALL pass"?

Deserves more upvotes.

That's the most important lesson towards becoming an adult!

Is it frustrating always being right?

YOOOGE

Well, when you boil it down… yes

Because…. wait for it… he comes from an affluent family that can afford to flee!

My boyfriend and I just had the buffalo cauliflower thing at a restaurant on Monday and it was delicious. Might actually try making it at home with that recipe!

That's a really wonderful story. It's true, not many kids with shitty parents get an upgrade. I'm glad for your grandparents' existence.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

OK, made me laugh.

Me too. Leaving satisfied.

It's perfect, isn't it?

Hey man, I cried when he left his wife the little scrap metal flower at the end of District 9. My emotions were taxed!!!

I must say I'm enjoying hearing about the adventures of David.