Now, you could just move somewhere where pot is legal!

Three thumbs up!

Except that there isn't an amendment to the Constitution about cigarettes.

I like Almond Joy.

Wait, there were no tits in the Total Recall remake? That's just the dumbest thing I've heard today.

Nope! I'm exactly the same. Summer is guaranteed to make me cranky as hell for a few months. Gloom, rain, darkness: occasionally inconvenient, but worth it.

Seconded. And I'm a vegetarian, but I love a good turn of phrase.

Seconded. Beignets at Cafe du Monde are one of the great joys of New Orleans tourism.

"stretching taller and taller in his seat like a meerkat"

" I've just felt over the last couple of days like I built this shitty,
defective house in my brain, and I'm miserable living there, but can't
figure out why because I've never lived in a nice house and have no idea
what it looks like."

I'd say that definitely qualifies as FUCK THIS SHIT, SIDEWAYS. Sorry to hear about that.

Plymouth Horizon TC-3, don't know the year, late 70s or early 80s. This was like a very faux-sports-car hatchback deal with black louvers over the back window so I couldn't see one fucking thing. (I backed into a lot of things in high school.)

Agreed, he fucking deserves it.

Sad, but accurate.

… I *just* got that.

I didn't even know there WAS a West Carolina!

Soooo many upvotes.

He aims to misbehave.

Just from the still in the header picture, I was like, "Does this somehow involve Tool videos?"*

This is the best answer.