I constantly wonder/struggle to remember how we *ever* resolved arguments before IMDB existed.

Well played

It's already too late. RUN!!

She's my favorite. I even love all Resident Evil movies and I AM NOT ASHAMED.

Same. I love Star Wars (old enough that the original trilogy was a part of my formative childhood years) and I love The Fifth Element (my dog's name is LeeLoo) and I've never thought of them as being particularly similar.

My dog's name is LeeLoo Dallas Multipass.

"struggling to get out of a slanket and cracking their head open on the coffee table"

Just wanted to say, I've actually been liking this gimmick anyway, but this is tops. A+++ Would read again on a meaningless Tuesday

That happens to me a lot. My boyfriend watches Adult Swim. I fall asleep way before he does, then I briefly wake up and see Off The Air, think, "What is happening?!?!!", then fall back asleep.

Agreed. She definitely made Agent McScruff more watchable.

I knew nothing good was going to come of Patterson's boyfriend, but man that hit me harder than it should have. (It doesn't help that I have a thing for boys with curly hair and glasses.)

That may be a fair assessment (of the original trilogy) - I said 'MAY' - but that doesn't make the prequels good.

Also, he likes the prequels. Therefore, I conclude he is, in fact, nine years old.

"First race war, huh?"
-Morty

"Youths!"

And many bubbles were burst that day, I'll tell ya…

Eh, ya made me laugh. Bless you.

5 years seems like a low estimate.

…Right?

This deserves all the upvotes.