She's 46? BRB, questioning everything I know about aging.

A solid triple is pretty damn good.

Brutal, but not unwarranted.

That sounds like something Stannis Baratheon would say.

"Is maturity when you've been dulled by everything and you have no more hope left?"

Or Chitz?

Are you the ghost of Andy Rooney?

Unfortunately, there are just so many things in the world that deserve a loud "MEDIOCRE!" thrown at them that the habit is hard to break.

"the Seahawks are looking like a sad, overpriced, malfunctioning robot
that was built by very smart, over-anxious Stanford kids who secretly
disappoint their parents"

That's actually a really cool poster… for something not really that cool.

I have a gay flight attendant friend. He has often said, "I wish I'd been an adult in the 70s and doing this job. On the other hand, I'd be dead."

I enjoy the concept of clones being "decanted".

Excellent comment/avatar synergy. Where ARE my testicles, Summer?

This definitely deserves an upvote.

I'm kind of loving your username/comment synergy.

He was totally robbed.

I felt that way too. I'm like, really, they can't just split it or something? I mean, the one guy lives in a camper van or whatever, and seems to love it. What's he going to do with a million dollars? The other guy's daughter needs a college fund, man.

Imogen Poots gave her a strong run for the money.

It was a pretty good movie, FWIW. I paid actual money to see it.

And then you could store them in Jonathan Adler's Vice canisters! Synergy!