Jeff Bridges still a sex bomb, in some circles. (My circles.)

That was my thought. Oh, really, they can just do an open-heart transplant in the dystopian future in the middle of nowhere? Where are they going to find anti-rejection drugs?

Technically correct - the best kind of correct!

Yeah, that's what I thought too. Make that shit into a really glossy coffee-table book and you can have ALL MY MONEY.

Accurate.

Especially since he PLAYED A VAMPIRE on that show.

I plan on trading mine in for the complete Resident Evil box set on Blu-Ray. I LOVE those fucking stupid piece of shit movies.

her husband Paul W.S. Anderson, who’s directed all of Resident Evil movies

Nice.

Flawless username/comment synergy. And that's not just a meaningless everyone-gets-one trophy, btw.

Agreed.

How about I just be jealous of them because being a food scientist sounds like a fucking awesome job?

The A.V. Club comments still retain the capacity to surprise, and occasionally, delight.

Now THAT, ladies and gentleman, is how you drop a mic.

If I want to see him in something not good, I'll just watch Death Race.

Mad Mark: Angry Freeway is pure gold.

Now, that I will upvote.

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