Yes, tell me more.

I'd rather take him to a farm where he gets rendered and made into glue.

Dickety-six percent?

I've never actually looked up a movie on doesthedogdie.com, I just know it exists and am thankful I might use it someday.

doesthedogdie.com

Keep passing the open windows.

Did it also have rollercoasters? Did you fingerbang a pretty girl on a rollercoaster?

Why green and not red?

Deserves more upvotes.

Not enough people use the phrase "high dudgeon" these days.

I'm down! Sounds like a party!

I'm like a 90% heterosexual lady but Famke Janssen (who I remember from way back in the 80s when she was a fashion model) is SMOKING FUCKING HOT. And she's not really one iota less hot now than she ever was.

It boggles the mind.

I MISS CRAIG!

I… also read it as that, and thought, "Well, that really is a Savage Love matter!"

That's what I'd like to know.

OK, even I have to admit that's a pretty good one.

That's the only thing I remember from the movie. (The stripper bench press.)

Obvious answer: mutant lizards and bugs. Still protein!

No, there was a Statham number three. Many people deride it, but it's no worse than the second, plus it has Robert Knepper as a villain.