That's the only reason I keep my boyfriend around.

I'd watch it. You don't even have to give me a dollar.

1. Die
2. Go to hell
3. ????
4. Profit!!

Dina Meyer > Denise Richards.

I looked at his IMDB page and he was born in 1961. Cannot believe he's that old!

Well played.

I don't want to like this comment, but I do.

"Sanest member of Guns N' Roses" is sort of like tallest midget, honestly.

I've had that. (Plus the inner ears a la Dikachu.) SO THE FUCKING WORST!

"I wish I was a little bit taller /

That was a good one.

This made me laugh inappropriately.

"Free market civil rights are imaginary."

Where's creeper when you need him?

Isn't that what the new Pixar movie is? The minute I saw a trailer, I said, "Herman's Head, but animated?"

There's still a revolving restaurant on the top of the Space Needle. Just sayin'.

We can dream.

Yeah, they gave me Misoprostal too. It opens the cervix, which means that it is an "abortion drug". If you were pregnant, which, if you're getting an IUD, you're obviously NOT, it would cause a miscarriage. Hence, for a lot of women it's not available for IUD insertion, either because doctors are reluctant to…

Actually, it has more to do with the the cervix, which in a woman who's never given birth is less malleable/open/whatever, so it's harder to get the IUD past the cervix.

My friend also had to put her dog to sleep this week. She was a great, silly (but old) dog and it totally sucks. RIP Molly.