Sure, but when I do the same thing in my apartment, I'm just a "pathetic unemployed shut-in".

This should have more upvotes.

Definitely more entertaining this season than last.

And this is ostensibly a "comedy"?

I know, right? I was just about to comment, "Is *everybody* on the A.V. Club an erotica writer but me?"

You made me laugh, kudos.

Wait'll you hit 40.

How about if I get Pam's back tattoo from Archer?

I laughed out loud inappropriately at the office. Thanks a lot!

I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker…

I don't need bigger thighs… thanks, though.

RIGHT? Smoking. In the hospital. Blows my mind.

I don't know about that…

The big thick file was Louise's, actually.

To be fair, my midriff was much more attractive in the 90s.

Wasn't the full thing "Little. Yellow. Different. Better."?

I've had that exact dream more than once. The sort-of mashup of high school and college, the "oh, I'm enrolled in this class… that I've never attended?" and the "where's my locker/what's my combination". It's VERY STRESSFUL.

Lookitchu, all balanced and reasonable and shit.

Exactly!

I'd buy that.