In her U.N.I.T.Y. phase?

So…. you basically lived out the "Full Bars" episode of Bob's Burgers?

Counterpoint: Phyllis Schlafly?

That really made it for me.

"Intermittent reinforcement" - it's a thing.

It always is.

Maybe you didn't drink *enough*.

Do you have any cough syrup in the house, or maybe some vanilla extract?

And that's why my dog has a crate.

Thug being simply a thinly veiled reference to another word starting with "n".

Also, the fact that Richard Sherman gets called a thug for talking too much, and Marshawn Lynch gets called a thug for not talking enough.

Nail, meet head.

If there was a capybara petting zoo, I would pay many good American dollars to visit it, weekly if not daily.

I feel *terrible* for laughing at that.

Our references are nothing if not timely!

That's… a really good analogy, actually.

Is Louiseville where Louise from Bob's Burgers lives?

I also was isolated from all chicken pox until I was 13, at which time I proceeded to… be a T.A. in a kindergarten class.

Yeah, it's just easier to bend. Also, you can dry the underside. Sorry, man.

But Scandinavian is OK?