LOUD NOISES!

I agree with literally everything you said except that the final "newborn" alien isn't that bad. I really thought it was that bad.

And it really, really is. It lives up to that collection of adjectives spectacularly.

And Brad Dourif. He was a highlight.

Yeah, that's how I read it. Jumpsuits for everyone!

Virtually identical is the WORST kind of identical.

Agreed, I'm watching just for him.

Exactly.

Vanilla extract

Not that there's anything wrong with that…

'Splosions.

So, you're from the future, then?

Wait, that's a paying gig?

My upvote is inching you ever closer to hell.

shudder

1. Awkward!

What an adorable story. /mild sincerity

These facts aren't fun! {cries softly}

They spelled Puget Sound "Pudget Sound". That's… all I got.

Surprisingly accurate.