It's a floor wax and a dessert topping.

"fluffer"

Wow, *NOW* I'm depressed.

Apropos of this weekend's Bob's Burgers, you should add a new patch to your sash.

"not as a pdf"

Sexy, sexy rage.

Goose.

See, taken out of context, some people might think that makes you a TERRIBLE PERSON.

And well-spoken.

I KNOW RIGHT??

I laughed really loudly and inappropriately at work. Thanks a lot, dick-faced Pokemon creature!

Seriously, this deserves more upvotes.

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Right? My thought was, "Well, The View may be stupid and annoying, but it's not straight-up toxic like FOX."

I dunno, I think your stories are *much* better than Dexter.

Whither Anastasia Beaverhausen?

"Nice beaver."

Mia Sara was seriously hot back in the day. (May still be, but who's seen her lately?)

I shame-facedly upvote this.

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