Bites their heads right off.

Exactly.

I momentarily had that thought…

"D'oh!"

My mom played a lot of Abba when I was small. It takes me back to happy childhood memories. Plus, the tunes are still catchy.

You're married to your sister?

SAME HERE

And it even had a dwarf, much like Game of Thrones.

A-Number One.

He is, after all, a Dickhead Killjoy. It's what he does.*

Exactly.

She wears glasses for the show, makes her look smart.

My car door lock was frozen this morning; therefore, these temps are officially a pain in the ass!

Amen.

And good, old-fashioned bromance.

It's all about the principle of the thing, you know.

OK, made me laugh.

Exactly. Think this through, people! It can only end badly.

Personal favorite.

The best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup!