No, I'm pretty sure he meant to say two-headed tyke.

They'll give you good drugs?

As someone who was born in/lived in Seattle 90% of my life, I *love* Jim McDermott, BUT: there's a sense in which voting for him is also throwing a vote away, since he's in no danger of losing. I occasionally wish I lived just inside another district where I could actually tip the balance a little.

She's the snappier dresser, obvs.

With a name like Fingerbottom, anyone Googling your name will probably see something awesome.

Borders. (That's the one that totally closed now, right?)

I look forward to your upcoming autobiography.

Now you've done it.

Same here. Only 4 of me (only 1, which is certainly me, according to White Pages).

They know what they did.

Gonna try to catch the rebroadcast next week.

Hoping for the best! Poor doggie.

Those are the hackles!! My little ridiculous dog gets the full-body mohawk when she sees another dog she disapproves of.

My job is dull as dishwater, boring as hell yet not *quite* rising to the level of soul-sucking, or at least that's what I tell myself. Upside: my hobby is reading the A.V. Club at work, which I do with impunity.

I've had cheese so good, it would make me come.

Agreed… loved the new kid as a zombie.

You don't live in Seattle.

I loved it sooooo much. But, my heart was very, very dark back then.

God is dead.

See also, that girl whose name I don't know who played Kendra the Jamaican vampire slayer and is STILL playing teenagers on TV.