I know I'm being misty-eyed, but I like to think your "dance hall" is nothing like a club. It's like a saloon in Deadwood, run women, for women. Men are endured, of course, but that's not the mission.

No kidding. When I started doing that knife trick from the movie Aliens, I was awful. Now, I'm pretty good. Granted, I only have 3 fingers combined on both hands, but practice does indeed make perfect.

I am going to show this to my husband to put an end to his re-telling of his favorite anecdote about me. After picking me up from a bar one time, he looked over at me in the passenger seat moving first my wrists, then my elbows, then my shoulders and asked me what the hell I was doing. He had to pull over to finish…

I worked at a resort for a few years, and every summer this guy would show up. He was a huge beast, looked like a 300 pound Sasquatch, and he would lay out by the pool in the tiniest gold speedo, drinking for hours. Everyone else thought it was hilarious, doesn't he know how silly he looks, haha.

And where does this madness end? 'Hello all, I'm having a birthday party for myself. It will cost $1,000 per head. Please give me $1,000 each'.

Huh. I've lived in many big cities and if you CAN'T get someone because of scheduling or you don't have a car that's understandable but I was brought up that if your guest is coming to see you, you pick them up. Even if the airport is more than an hour out of town (in Houston and DC it is). My mother made me take the…

I can now use my favorite compliment.

I turn 36 in two weeks and I wouldn't care to be in my early 20 for all the tea in China. I found me a caftan importer in Egypt that will ship to the UK and I am going to fill my wardrobe with caftans to put on when I get home from work. My caftans and my grey cardi Uggs— I will walk around like this dude with this…

But... it's so far down. And my fingers are tired.

Okay, time for honesty!

And then someone poached David Attenborough.

Probably after Harry. The rest aren't as cute. I mean, Liam is nice, but no. And Zayn is a silly spelling. hahaha! Seriously, just kidding. Sorry. Tired. Don't mind me.

Not Knorth?!

Then you actually have the kid, and most days they end up looking like this.

I completely agree that people should not be shamed for their own personal choices. I wax and I'm happy doing that. However I do find it completely implausible that nearly every woman on this thread insists that their decision is made in some type of vacuum. That 20 years, a huge portion of Western women all found…

I MARRIED CAPS LOCK RIGHT AFTER MY STATE LEGALIZED GAY MARRIAGE

ALLCAPS + bold?!?!?!

I mean why choose?

I'm obviously for women marrying women. But do we really want, as this cake topper suggests, gingers marrying other gingers? Can we just take a moment to think about this?

Well, I think we should stop enabling fat America by banning food. All of it. No more food. Not even for not-fat America, because those fat people would figure out a way to get it. They're crafty, those fatties.