"Sluts can't slut it up in yesterday's fashions"

It's a great metric for whether or not I should do something — is it worth putting a bra on for?

Okay, while I'm here, I'm just gonna plug one decent subreddit (they're cool, honest!) known as /r/ABraThatFits. Seriously. Everything you know about bra sizing and fitting is wrong and the Man is either 1) keeping your chest puppies down or 2) keeping your mushmellons squished unhappily against your ribcage. They…

Yes to all of this. Also, I wish men would listen more closely when women in their lives call them overwhelming. "Overwhelming" doesn't mean "You were too nice/treated me too well." "Overwhelming" usually means "You're overstepping my boundaries and it's making me feel uncomfortable."

I must say, her makeup is pretty awesome. That gold eyeshadow...want!

First...

He needs just a hint of something that doesn't scream "Generic Bandit Clan #863"

JAIME AND BRIENNE 4-EVAAAA

Would somebody PLEASE write a program that measures your breasts with lasers and then 3D-prints the perfect fitting most comfy bra in the world for each woman who wants one? Thank you.

I would sincerely PLEAD for everyone to please go to the Reddit subreddit community /r/aBraThatfits. They have this amazing measuring guide in the sidebar/FAQs that will tell you how to size yourself. I have gone to a small specialty (highly-rated on Yelp) shop in NYC that sized me incorrectly because the woman there…

I don't know anything about you, so I'm not going to offer any platitudes about how things get better, but if you want to talk about anything or if you would like information about resources available to you, I'd be happy to help. And if you don't reply today but then six months from now you're like, "man, maybe i…

He was probably like "Really, where?" And then he remember it was him, so he kept going.

Cruella Deville! Her crime was desiring to be too fabulous.

I am a huge, huge fan of The Emperor's New Groove, particularly Izma. Come to think of it, that one doesn't have a Princess.

I never realized how non-social (unsocial?) I was in middle school when I was actually there. Reading through this, I realize how off-in-my-own-world I really was. Pro: didn't have to deal with bullying/slut-shaming/excessive drama. Con: how do I friend?

Come at me bro.

One day my sister in law (not yet a mom) asked me "Why do moms wear jeans like that?"

I like Ryan Gosling With Mom Issues because that's the kind of Ryan Gosling I could get to fall in love with me for about six months.

Because fairy fight.

@cupofgreenteal: Fuck you, fishtail braid!