A tiny, faint glimmer of light: the Pocahontas tweets have so disgusted my uber-conservative relatives living in a state with an embattled Democrat up for re-election, that they are seriously considering voting for said Democrat. They’re also following the aftermath of the Khashoggi murder with great horror and…

Team Mario demands justice for the slander of Toad! Representing Counsel in back, questioning life choices and if their might be treats soon.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell called our national debt “disturbing”

Everything is garbage.

Did you try reading the labial?

So then she was still 24 when they got engaged in May. And now that her brain’s finished developing, they’re breaking it off.

Barely finished means finished for at least one of them. 

It reminded me of the way teenage boys talked about their teenage girlfriends at parties when said girlfriends were out of earshot. Ugh.

I don’t have a problem with the fact that he sexualized her because the couple sexualized each other, and she seemed to be ok with it. But that birth control joke was all kinds of NO (even if it was meant to be a reversal of the whole 'thirsty gold-digging woman traps hapless rich man with baby' trope). Read the room,…

They aren’t teenagers...what are you typing?

Thank god. Every time he talked about her, it was always to sexualize her. He even joked about switching out her birth control pills with Tic Tacs so she wouldn’t leave him. He was happy to be with the hot chick and she probably thought his creepy, stalker behavior was cute at first. Thank God she woke up.

They’re 24 and 25

Don’t forget about the woman he is raising. Kimmel’s ordeal with his son opened his eyes to how bad things are for so many in this country. I’m sure he just wants better for his children like most people do.

I never thought the host of The Man Show would wind up being such a great champion of women.

He does have quite a debt to work off though...

Kimmel has really been showing up the last year or so and I’m very grateful to him for it. And he continues to even with the backlash he gets. 

I speak out ALL THE TIME about women’s issues, and I was DUMBFOUNDED at how many of the things that she mentioned that women can’t do that I had internalized and accepted. It’s just the way it is -- all of the tiny little freedoms that men have that I don’t. FUCK ALL OF THIS.

I legit started tearing up when the kids joined in. I’m not a big fan of late night TV, but kuddos to Kimmel for airing this.

“Being your neighbour is like sleeping next to an elephant, it does not matter how gentle and calm it is you are affected by every movement and grunt it makes.”