Way to stare and not speak up, fellow white people! Jesus fucking Christ. 😡

Do we REALLY have to mind our own business if he looks that good? I mean, can’t I just say hello? BTW Corey darling I believe the word is “donned” and “don”, especially at Hogwort’s functions. 🐉

Yeah. This is what happens when climate change is not on the ballot. 45 is obviously shitmold, but really - what measurable difference have Democratic policies made for the environment in the last 40 years? Asking for 2020.

Well the recipe is gross, but those baby pictures temporarily cured my cynicism for the week. Way too adorable. 💕💕

You missed “Look at all your beautiful......no I can’t say that because it’s racist, right”?*

Well how am I supposed to be successful while I'm busy reading and commenting on your great articles REBECCA??

I’m new to this town, people who know me (not really friends) set me up with a single guy they know. He seems vaguely nice, a tad boring (like me) but nice. He announces we should go for a scenic drive (I love those)! We drive for a while. He parks outside of some building. I ask him what’s up. He leans over, and…

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Oooh, there's a shocker! You mean the most boring, mindless SNL alum ever has no critical thinking ability? Def. a shock.

Not often I disagree with the Salty Waitress, but today I do! Respectfully.

Ha! Mass resident here, I know what you mean. Although having grown up in NH, it’s easier here in Mass to decline touching. Especially after Metoo, I even turn down handshakes sometimes.   

Yes same here......I even wonder sometimes if I’m “overreacting" or imagining something I am one hundered percent sure happened.  

I’d like to see evidence for that number, but either way I also worked in shelters (MSPCA and Humane Society) and some summers (busy season) we killed 75 percent of surrendered animals. I probably killed at least 800 with my own two hands. Want to go off on me too?

And what glorious career are you in that you’re solving either problem? I was a veterinary nurse for ten years. I also support PETA. Go ahead and tell me I didn’t have time to help human lives too. Go ahead.

So when these men admit to harassment, stalking and sexual assault on the show......they’ll be arrested?

Welp, what’s he supposed to do? His wife’s in love with Barack Obama now. 😘

But......but, she STOLE very expensive plastic forks. White people never do that! What’s next, theft of extra sugar packets??

Clinton 2020.

Stalking and harassment. Those are your golden words. Poor gal, I hope a lawyer can be your advocate. When I was about 7, a group of older girls at school decided to follow me into the bathroom and look under the stall while I was peeing. I saw the ringleader, and I kicked her right in the face. There was a rush of…