I once sprinted past a guy jerking it on the sidewalk, all the while screaming “PERVERT!” I had to get to work and his giant schlong was not stopping me.

But vegan parents should be sent to jail!

Happy monkey is happy!

When the moon hits your eye

Hey, looks like you have a similar Facebook feed to me.

FIFTEEN MINUTES about Crooked Hillary emails, but nary a question about any of the dumbass shit Trump was spouting? What is even happening.

True, he interrupted Hillary a lot and Trump not once. Very biased in result.

According to my facebook feed, he’s the sane one!

apparently she was supposed to wear this (but with the veil over her face)

The male anchors/reporters 0n this station have been doing it for quite a while. You just didn’t see it before when they were sitting behind desks, but they recently remodeled their studio and now they stand while reporting.

Dear God, her wrists are showing. *reaches for smelling salts*

Situation is very complicated in Australia. I wrote a huge post about why this ad is important to us but i’m still in the GOD DAMN GREYS AFTER 5 YEARS ON JEZEBEL.

Heinrich had previously pleaded guilty to 25 federal child pornography charges, but denied any involvement in Wetterling’s disappearance.

You make a good point, but I have little time for the “anti-male bias” BS.

I agree. Its exhausting. I can only think it’s easier to look into her history because it’s all been public, and looking into Trump’s sordid and manipulated existence is too hard. We should hear every day about his connections in Russia, and with mob ties in NYC, and his hiring of immigrants, and fucking people over…

This breathless coverage of the minutiae of Clinton’s daily schedule as Secretary of State, lunch habits as NY Senator, trips to the bathroom during debates, etc., is increasingly bizarre and demonstrative only of a media that are utterly invested in false equivalencies and a “horserace,” no matter the facts.

But the IRS can’t get it together to finish Trump’s audit so he has no excuses left there, and the Trump University lawsuit won’t move forward until after the election? Yeah, that seems fair.

Cleary, Cinemark was not responsible for the shooting... but they are fuck-all responsible, now, for this. I really hope this blows up in their face.