Dudes like this unnerve the hell out of me. It’s like a wall of “trying” that gets increasingly mean and frantic. They are like the velociraptors in the first Jurassic Park, just jumping on the electric fence, trying to find a weak spot. And they NEVER admit that they are the creepy, stalker assholes that they are. In…

Gaping hole.

UGHHHHH my eyes melted out of my face when I read that then my face melted off of my body then i died.

See this makes me wonder, was she ever trying to pass? Or did she just hang around Black people for long enough that people just started assuming she was Black and she never bothered to correct them?

We need a Lifetime movie to sort this hot-ass mess out. I suggest casting Emma Stone, she’s the only actress who could…

The problem is not that she’s a white person leading an NAACP chapter. The problem is that she’s a white person who seemingly lied about being black and then headed an NAACP chapter.

Would YOU wanna be the person who questioned the racial credentials of the new president of your NAACP chapter? How bad would you look if you were wrong? I think there was plenty of talk but no one wanted to be that person who asked her if she was really black.

SIRI IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR SEX AND CHEESE AWAY FROM YOU. SKYNET IS REAL THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN

OKAY I HAD THE CORRECT THAN AND MY PHONE AUTOCORRECTED SIRI IS CONSTANTLY TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK SUPER DUMB ON THE INTERNET AND IT IS HURTING MY FEELINGS

Fuck you Beyonce you will pry my stilton cheese from my cold dead fingers.

WHATEVER HATERZ

I overheard two men talking recently. One said, “It was so awesome. They were all singing. She was so into it. She picked her own costume. We never pushed the princess stuff either way, but it’s so cool that she does her own thing...”

Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

to his credit, George Jason Alexander posted this on twitter

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

It is perfect. Bodhi was not a caricature like this hipster douche. It was over the top, but you could completely buy people being sucked into his orbit, he was 100% believable, and also no Lori Petty so who even cares.

I am completely on board with this remake. The switch in hair color between Bohdi and Utah is so edgy.