I’d recommend posting professional related humor not under your own name. People get really really touchy about some professions.

Were you buying them during school hours? If not, then I’m not seeing the issue.

When he said things like “God told me to be with you.” “God cured me of being gay.” And my personal favorite “God told me you’d say that.” I got the fuck out out of there. It also didn’t help that I was aggressively being pushed to convert.

I dated this guys other son for a few months. Let me just say I am not suprised at all, this family is so disfuntional and repressed it blew my mind. I won't disclose my suspicions, but I hope the victim isn't who I think it is.