I was not using the 10 million number to imply that they were making more copies. I was using it to try and illustrate the complexity of making of one chair vs. making a large scale video game.

Your friend is the Dunning Kruger effect. He knows very little which makes him think he is an expert.

No, no its not valid to say that Ubisoft is lazy for using the same engine. You have no concept of what you so casually suggest would be easy. Just hire a couple more people, you say. Ha ha ha ha. This is high comedy.

What if you are making 10 million chairs and you have been given only about half as much time to make them as you really should have. Now that customer comes back to you complaining about a crack in one of the chairs.

Bravo this is amazing.

You couldn’t really do this with solid wood. Thin wood parts have a tendency to bend and warp. Even if you got it working when you first made it as the seasons changed and it aged it would stop working. This is really the only way to do something like this.

Chocolate sauce is completely wrong with fries. Try hot fudge.

We have a place near where I live, 26 Beach Cafe that makes a PB&J Burger with strawberry jelly. I have had it and it is very good. They do one other burger with jelly on it called the OMG Burger with peanut butter, strawberry jelly, bacon, and bananas.

Ahh the idylic nirvana that was growing up in the seventies. Candy for days.

Never had to ask for tomato sauce on a pizza in Italy and that’s a long long time ago. They just got pasta from China a few years before that. ;)

Diabetes?

Well one doctor does not make something “medically recognized”.

Well the EWG rated Neutrogena as horrible, at least for babies. I think it was more from the it does not work category though then “toxins”.

I distinctly remember doing that once when I was young and eating out with my family. I don’t know where I picked it up, probably tv/movies. Right after the waiter had left my mother told me not to do that and that it was rude. Never did it again.

I only hope that this lady walks into an indie coffee shop one day where the baristas dont give a fuck about telling a customer off. Not about the not understanding cappucinos, hell people get confused. Purposely spilling a drink all over is just beyond rude.

Parents fault on this one. If you can’t even be bothered to teach your child (or at least make sure they know) basic math, well I don’t even.

While you just did name a bunch of pistachio ice creams I would say that no pistachio is not as common in the US as it is in Europe. If you go to most fresh ice cream shops you will not find pistachio. In Europe pistachio is so common I think there is some sort of Evil Pistachio Consortium(TM) that controls everything.

Ohh burn. It hurts. So bad.

You would just be depriving yourself of some of life’s great comedy.

Why would you need special vows if you would not get married to someone with “bad” credit?