guys look vladimir has a kinja account

Now I feel like you’re online flirting with me.

If terrorists were taking out 89 people a day conservatives would think we should all give up our rights to privacy so that there could be more wire tapping, spying, checkpoints, etc., but because it’s the constitutional right to guns at risk instead of the constitutional right to privacy and to be free from…

He likes to travel in the slanket like a spoiled baby kangaroo. Seriously, I have nothing insightful or worth anyone's damn about these seemingly weekly atrocities.

Yes, my mistake, what if four people deserved to be shot, of course

Is it completely wrong of me that most times a celebrity gets a DUI (unless is Lindsay Lohan) I think is just a publicity stunt? Like a dangerous and reckless yet simple way to get attention from the press? I just can’t believe there are SO MANY rich idiots, it has to fucking be on purpose!

I have a pretty thick skin about this sort of thing- I’m used to the “organized my closet, OMG I’m *SO* OCD!” offhand comments and I’m over it, but for some reason I still found that twit really upsetting.

As someone who actually has OCD: fuck off, Rainn Wilson.

I feel like Beyonce would have Beyonced on her own Beyonceness, but I guess he gets credit for allowing her to concentrate on Beyonce-ing and not business before she was ready?

I miss Greek.

Freeform sounds like a brand of sanitary towels.

I live in a guest house with nice pans, but no stove. So I feel you.

The Moms have, as they kindly point out, worked “tirelessly” over the years to call our attention to the travesty that is programs like Secret Life of the American Teenager (was pro-abortion),

I’m with 1 million moms. ABC Family as a brand was confusing and ultimately meaningless to those looking for family programming. Freeform, however, is confusing and ultimately meaningless for everyone.

I think, especially after the Rape Gif Meltdown of 2014, Jezebel chooses to be far more cautious about these things.

Honestly, the vid was disturbing. I didn’t watch it either but just from the stills they showed in the Gawker article, it was very “assault-y” and, I think, inappropriate to link to.

I’m really curious to find out why the gawker site has kept the graphic screenshots of this on their website all day, and people have been complaining about it all day without any response from Gawker staff, while Jezebel does (what I personally feel is the) correct thing and chooses not to post the pictures at all.…

That picture - my shriveled ovaries are yearning to produce!!

I am a big, blubbery, bleeding heart liberal, but this is just ridiculous. There have definitely been some very offensive costumes posted on here, this isn’t one of them.

Same. *weak high five*