emmalorin
Emma Lorin
emmalorin

Hi so it’s me from London again, I’ll probably be posting every weekend because I don’t have much of an outlet anywhere else.

I am right there with you.

Yeah, I think big and tall is not actually plus sized for men? Like I think they’re different things because my dad wears everything tall and XXL, but he’s just a giant man (with a decent sized belly, but not what I’d call plus sized).

Also, I had to read a novel by one of my professors and in it a sixty year old man at a gym signals to a woman with headphones on a treadmill that he has a question (his POV, he’s doing it because she’s so fit and attractive) and when she stops, pulls out her headphones, and asks him what he wants, he asks if she

That’s beautiful. I admire you.

See, I suck so much that I would walk away from that like “oh my god he wasn’t even hitting on me, I was so rude.” and then freak out about it for the rest of my goddamn life.

I feel like even if he was using it as an easy in, I wouldn’t mind (like if after the fact you found out it was a ruse and you went out or something). Because at least it’s polite and about something you probably have strong opinions on, not just “hey, don’t pay attention to that thing, pay attention to me!”

Holy fucking god. This.

Ths Hadids are ridiculously attractive.

I bet there are a ton that do it on purpose, but also they’re always told ‘yes yes yes’ (not that Malika is at that level) and they think they’re invincible. Also I feel like DUIs are terribly, horribly common. Like my family likes booze so it skews it a bit, but at least half of them have had DUIs at least once in

Everything you just said makes 100% sense to me and I agree.

I thought Michael Phelps was Mark Brandanquitz for like three minutes

I fucking loved that show

none of the students at my high school were religious whatsoever and I will remember forever the assembly we had after semi formal when they threatened to cancel prom because people were grinding. Our principal told us that we needed to “leave room for Jesus”. The bros rioted and everyone looked at him like he was

I’m out of the country for a little while so I only bought a tiny cookie sheet, a fry pan, and pot. It’s so sad.

I do not, because its pre-prepared, but I have one for this salmon which is also hella delicious

Good catch! That makes a lot of sense, thank you!

The first guy I ever made out with basically told me that I was a bad kisser and I was horrified. Now, I’m like oh wait you were a shitty kisser and my mouth couldn’t figure out what you were doing and it was gross for all involved.

In my head, I think of ghosts only being able to be where they died a la murder house but maybe not so I don’t think the cop or his family are dead. Sarah Paulson is definitely dead and a ghost. Lady Gaga, Matt Bomer, and Kathy Bates are all not ghosts because they can leave. I think Lady Gaga turned Matt Bomer into

I kind of disagree just because I think they’ve had rape scenes on the show that didn’t feel like they were just there for “wow look how violent we’re being!!!!!” and Ryan Murphy thinking he’s being edgy.