Right? I started watching it and I was like “charming!” but then... Howard.

Okay, Fergus, you are a treasure and I love you and I hate humans.

oh yes, Frequent Collaborator of Tina Fey, I know her well (Birth name: Amy Poehler)

That is depressing as fuck.

My dad worked at a place where they charged him every night for a full sit down dinner for his “meal” and they also didn’t pay him for the half hour he was supposedly eating it. He worked there for a summer and one of the kitchen guys snuck him a sandwich how many times? exactly one times.

I love how the announcer was talking shit about them not talking to each other. Selfies are probably the least isolating use of technology in a social setting besides playing music or something.

Agreed. The only Woody Allen movie I’ve ever seen was Antz and I was like 7. I never even knew about his creepiness/fucking predatory molesting until it was called out again a few years ago and I was like ok my subconscious boycott has now become conscious. Convenient.

Someone I know volunteered at a hospital and after the Boston bombings she went in because normally her job was to bring blood to people who needed transfusions but she got there right as the majority of the victims were being brought in and she was cut off from where she needed to go and she had to wait for them to…

I hate everything about this

Fucking thank you for your sanity

No one gave a shit when my dry town started approving liquor licenses a couple of years ago. And we were dry since 1856. And we became dry when my goddamn badass bitch of an ancestor led an all-women raid and trashed all the bars with hatchets. That shit’s fucking cool.