Well, when your head is as far up your ass as Trump’s is, I imagine it’s difficult to sit down normally.

But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.

NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.

If the video showed what the police said, I have a feeling they would have released it by now. Keeping it under wraps make it even more suspicious.

He is so fucking stupid.

I’m starting* to think Trump is a pathological liar. He constantly lies about trivial things, his lies are instantly and easily exposed, yet he continues on as if nothing happened. Take for instance all the supposed speakers at the convention. Right after he says Big Ben and Tebow will be there, it’s immediately shot…

If Trump becomes president, we will know that at no point in the future does time travel get invented, because if they don't come back to stop that, then...

Calls to ban Muslims from entering the U.S. are offensive and unconstitutional. Unless I can figure how to gain from it. In that case, rock on baby!

“It’s is important for the NRA not to comment while the investigation is ongoing.”

Sarah Palin seems to believe the world would be a better place without political types like her, which I’m kinda inclined to agree with.

So she’s saying the rich black family shouldn’t live in a nice neighborhood?

The joke is supposed to be at the expense of action movies where the heroes are on a quest to save the damsel in distress. This movie is making fun of that by putting a cat in the damsel role and turning the hyper-masculine heroes into cat daddies.

I appear to be alone in this, but I find Sanderson ridiculously overrated. I’m voting Joe Abercrombie for replacement GRRM.

I have a feeling that Charlize’s entourage has been telling her “It’s because you’re TOO pretty” for so long that she’s started to believe it.

All these reporters and other guys who “worry” about these convictions make me wonder what kinds of skeletons they have in their closets.

They don’t have to! It’s already implied in most job ads.

This is beyond stupid. Casting calls go out ALL THE TIME that specify “Caucasian.” Which MEANS “whites only need apply,” we’re just saying it in a less inflammatory way! Also I am positive Equity approved that notice, and it’s shitty of them to step away from it now and act like they didn’t.

If Hamilton wasn’t wildly successful, no one would care. Now that it’s the hottest Broadway show on the planet white people are all “Wait praise, prestige and high paychecks? That’s my job!”

“What if they put an ad out that said, ‘Whites only need apply?’” he tells CBS. “Why, African-Americans, Latinos, Asians would be outraged.”

Only sons can carry on his family business? Is it operated by using one’s penis to type?

I think “intellectually curious” is putting a good spin on his tendency to ask “What is that?” when presented with everyday objects, like telephones or clams or sprinklers.