His biggest achievement is making it 100 days without being impeached. Literally nobody, myself included, thought he could do it.

Question: When he says “my hardworking representatives,” does he mean Bannon et al? Or does he mean the Republicans in the House of Representatives? Cause if he means the latter, that is . . . oof.

Serious question: who picked Finding Dory? Was it him? Cause if it wasn’t . . . is he being trolled?

If that’s true, it’s actually kind of comforting. Because the one thing that Trump does not project is ‘stability’.

What is it with 2016 and conservatives? It’s like a whole slew of people with deals with Satan all got called their markers called in simultaneously.

So . . . 1) Donald Trump is trying to claim that Hillary Clinton has a brain disorder that makes her unfit for the Presidency, 2) Donald Trump has a long history of projection—-the claims he makes about his opponents are usually applicable to himself, so 3) what I’m getting from this is that some enterprising…

As a woman, I must shamefully admit that my primary concern lies not with the Rio Olympics per se, but with their inevitable fallout. What diseases, new to the eyes of Humankind, will the athletes inevitably contract? How many years will these poor men and women suffer? What will the lawsuits look like? Getting…

I honestly do not understand why they let him speak. Of course he wasn’t going to endorse Trump! Ted Cruz will always do what’s best for Ted Cruz. He wants Hillary to win because he wants to run against her in 2020. He knows Trump is likely to lose and he gains absolutely nothing by supporting a doomed candidate. This…

The Baton Rouge police radio frequency was being broadcast online, and you could hear officers 1) refer to plainclothes cops seeded throughout the crowd and 2) designate a series of “agitators” who needed to be “snatched”. It was pretty clear that they just wanted to stop the protest through violence and intimidation,…

Hate to say it, but I think you’ve misinterpreted this. Jesus was not Christian—-to be Christian is to be like Christ, and for Jesus to strive to be like himself is kind of counterintuitive. Praying for a “Jesus man” to be elected automatically rules out any Christians.

Look, when I’m told that an overweight 79-year-old with a highly stressful job has died of a heart attack, what am I supposed to think? That God would actually allow Scalia to die? That just doesn’t make sense! Especially now, with the Republicans so close to retaking the White House that Obama must be shaking in…