Okay, Trevor Noah, you’ve earned two more weeks of me watching your show in hopes that it improves.

Happy to hear Patricia Arquette bringing the conversation to the average woman and women in poverty. It does speak volumes that even huge stars in a very visible industry can't get equal pay, but god we are just failing working class women, especially women of color, over and over again. Glad to see these women using…

Congratulations !

I yawned while reading that I shouldn’t yawn and... my eyes watered! I am now officially aged.

I had cancer at 29 and a recurrence at 31. Every gray hair is a reminder I didn’t die when I was 29. Every wrinkle is another day I got to spend with my family and on the planet because I didn’t die.

Love the “Filed to” on this one!

Get your hair good and straight, too.

When I was single and I wasn’t sure if I was “gettin’ checked out” I would yawn. If the person also yawned? Bingo

I keep myself face down in a tub full of ice 23 hours a day. The room is pitch black and there is no sound. The other hour, my skin is being lathered with a margarine based cream. I do not eat.

I hear soaking in formaldehyde is a great way to prevent aging. Take care to remain constantly immersed, and you too can look 3000 years young!

“suspect there’s full-scale effort to make you despise not just your entire being”

Yes. This is what advertising DOES - it gets it’s toxic bullshit inside of your head. Imho - *best not to read such lists* all they’re going to do is make you feel icky.

We are all awesome as we are —- definitely smart enough to know…

This one feels like a mighty stretch. Here, MSN.com claims that being bored means being inactive, which means not moving around a lot, which means feeling bad, which means less flexibility and chronic pain, which “will make you feel, and eventually look, much older than you are.”

I have not yawned in over 40 years.

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

John Kasich: I was born a nobody.

Yes, yes, and yes. He’s a melting dried apple doll come to life.

He sounds like an idiot. Like, I think that’s the hardest thing for me to get about his supporters. He’s clearly schmoozing, and terrible at it.

Put Benadryl in his cereal on election day.

“It cost him...bigly”... Did Trump just say “Bigly”?...your potential next president ladies and gents

He’s retired and needs a hobby.