Look, this is a light conditioner for days when you really don’t wanna keep shampooing your hair, but if you don’t, your hair would be gross. It’s light enough so it gives my hair that clean-look, rather than the greasy mess of just using conditioner on my hair instead of shampoo. I’ve tried. I’ve also tried all…

Are they at the DJ’s booth? Is the DJ walking around the party, schmoozing? Is this a random person walking around with their laptop?

Awww, she doesn’t know duck-faces are out

Just sayin’

Mmm, looks like Caitlyn-shaped blood splotches.

I hate that I’m so excited about this.

I’m not gonna sit here and rave about Lululemon, because the majority of what they make is pure garbage and is worth burning for that price, no joke. HOWEVER, the pants they were joking about in the first ad seen here are AMAZING. They’re insanely expensive, yes, but I have yet to find anything else that’s this good.…

Well, you know, how DARE a woman speak to a white man? You are to speak only when spoken to, and go back to the kitchen. Or you’ll get shot.

THANK YOU for this. This has bothered me since I’ve watched that interview. Spike Lee is seen as a visionary for his movies (which are great, frankly), and that uncomfortable interview was missing one thing in particular — any sort of comeback to these sexist, misdirected remarks.

“You look like a Russian whore”

All hail Myke Hawke

Is this the whitest picture ever? Nah. Pretty close, but I’m pretty sure this is the whitest picture ever:

Seems like a 14-year-olds prank to me

Nicki’s actually a really good actress, so I dunno

“Make sure the font is scary on the ‘scare’ part. Yeah. That’ll be good”, he said, twirling his handlebar mustache and laughing while staring at his cat, who was judging him for his BT earpiece.

Ohhhh man I’m already getting the tickles