Crap now my cheeks hurt

Threw up on my boyfriend once. He’s still turned on when he thinks about it. Men.

Does that start a fire or something? Why would I rub my money together?

“content is not customer service”. Okay...

Yeah, that’s unnecessary. When your eyes are open wide, you can’t see this overdone mess, and you just look glowing. The eyeshadow is a bit much

You look so much better here

Gorgeous

All I could think about was

Aww, he’s scared of pulling someone over for no reason and being called racist! That’s just like Black people, who are scared of being pulled over and MURDERED. This dude gets it.

Hey, CeeLo, buddy —

Reminded me of this scene

Here’s the fun thing about “two sides for this thing”: shooting a person in the face counteracts that statement.

Those moobs doe :/

You had me at “¯\_(ツ)_/¯sexual”

Wat wat wat wat wat wat

wat

STOP THIS TRAIN HE FACETIMED HIS MOM

I laughed so hard.

Why is there a thick film of wax on this man?