Yeah makes sense to reel readers in with this one rather than the 24 humidifiers

Heh. Something about pop and originality.

Oh yeah, definitely.

I... LOVED.. That.. Song

Do you think she went for straight lines, looked back at the page, thought “yep, this seems straight” and went on her way? I’d like to think that. I’d like to believe in something.

So tomatoes have to be big, but any type of cookies would do? BRITENY GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GODDAMIT

I’d like to meet this Brad and find out more

That moment when you’re older than this kid and he looks hella old and you’re like IVE FOUND THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH MOTHERFUCKERS

please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be…

My face before “Peace!”

Oh my god that wig is hilarious

Ahh, the fickle-yet-magnificent Houston, California.