Do you think she went for straight lines, looked back at the page, thought “yep, this seems straight” and went on her way? I’d like to think that. I’d like to believe in something.

So tomatoes have to be big, but any type of cookies would do? BRITENY GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GODDAMIT

I’d like to meet this Brad and find out more

That moment when you’re older than this kid and he looks hella old and you’re like IVE FOUND THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH MOTHERFUCKERS

please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be the last one please let it be…

My face before “Peace!”

Oh my god that wig is hilarious

Ahh, the fickle-yet-magnificent Houston, California.

It sure does. Just like BECOMING A BLACK WOMAN is totally an acceptable thing. Because why the hell not, right?

I loved Logan because he was the only one who wasn’t treating her like the evil woman in charge of the bank vault in a cartoon where they hide the one precious jewel.

She said “between 4 and 5”. SMH

“JUICE CLEANSE!”

I’m sorry but CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE CAT MEOWING FOR HELP IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE PRESENTATION VIDEO?

Well then, to those guys I say