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MOM, you don’t have to sign your name at the end of every tweet, we know it’s you, MOM!

*click*

Hey, Rainn Wilson, 2011 called, asked for her jokes back.

Quick question:

I wanna hate on Khloe, but girl is working it

Did she go full grandma, or can you actually SMOKE A PILL

Hold your horses! A 17 year old got high??? NO! IT CANNOT BE

So that’s what Christina Aguilera was trying to do here!

Duh. But also, just sayin’, it’s still pretty unique. She’s the first who doesn’t look like a friggin’ idiot (here’s to you, Jessica Simpson). Yeah I know, she’s a teenager. Still though, good job, asshole doctor.

Couldn't agree more. Back when I was overweight, people kept telling me that the only way I could lose weight was through meticulously tracking everything I eat, drink, chew, or gnaw on during the day/night. I said "NO", as I find that just absolutely horrifying and depressing, and chose to do it my way. I did.