Can’t be sure, but I think even I had a cooking show

I’ve always thought Bill Maher was that crazy uncle that likes to speak for the rest of the family when he says the worst things out there. This just proves it.

They're the worst tippers

This is amazing. At first I saw two bunnies and a yorkie in a blue top down car, came back to this post 15 minutes later, and all I saw was a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walking into a bar! I'M LOSING MY MIND GAHHH

I read this last night with my boyfriend and while he was incredibly intrigued, I was skeptical. The story's nice, but it has a lot of weirdness about it, so I don't know. Don't like the internet's tendency to yell out "FAKE AND GAY" about anything and everything, so I'm not even bothering to read those "this is why…

YES

Well, that tops Arnold Schwarzenegger's cheating scandal, doesn't it?

For the longest time there, I stared at the article, wanting to believe that the fact that she "sleeps with a 'healing crystal' every night" means that she sleeps with a man with a strange job/name

She probably was

Absolutely heartbreaking. I think it's even more heartbreaking when paired with the fact that her mom said she "went home to heaven". Went home. So simple. So flippant. Bahhhhhh I wanna scream

They literally stole your husband's iPhone? Wow!

Aw, I feel really, really bad for that guy. Poor thing. I mean, yeah, poor people as well. But damn, that sucks.

Loved it from the first cheap-wine connoisseur comment until the very last pink color aficionado (aficionada?) comment. Brava.

I don't know what you're talking about. All I got from these was the perfectly natural urge to murder someone, and fast.

"Scott Diggs" sounds better to me than Taye. Just sayin'.

Well, that was creepy.

Hey lady, we may not be telling you what to put in your mouth, but your ass better watch what comes out of it, bitch.

That was amazing.

Wow. I have never seen such extensive work done in such a successful way before! I think it should come with a warning, though, because first of all, not all surgeons are going to create such gorgeous results. Second — many women go to plastic surgeons with celebrity pictures, ready to change their face, to look like…

This reminds me of that sad little animation clip with the woman who was obsessed with her looks throughout her life. It's so subjective, and it's so pointless and sexist to try and classify what women are like, what men are like, in this day and age. It's just not real. I looked like a bag of shit until I was 22,…