Actually, it wasn’t even humble. Just a brag.

Michael Caine’s was one of the only ones I thought was actually a humblebrag.

And Time purposely gets friends or colleagues to write these, so it would be more awkward if they came across as if they were total strangers.

Most of these just feel like the writer is explaining how they know the subject.

I hate him I hate him I hate him. When is he going to retire? Better yet, when is someone going to uncover even worse scandals* that will force his retirement?

I may watch, too. As much as I hate the Kardashians, Bruce is actually the only voice of reason, and really the only one famous for something else. If he really is transitioning, I would want to watch in support of him.

That really got me for a second. You definitely don’t seem to be the type to make such a comment, so I was baffled.

I’m half expecting Bruce to be trolling all of us and the reveal will be something totally inconsequential.

“I have to tell ya–eight years of one demographically symbolic president is enough.”

Someone will drop their hat in the ring. What’s left to see is if there will be a viable opponent and not just a few people who know they have no chance but want to put themselves in the spotlight for future races.

She actually looks younger as the roles progress. HOW.

Ugh. I knew my optimism was futile.

Is it possible the shirt actually says “eat sleep rave repeat” and was photoshopped? I don’t know. I think I just really want to hold onto the belief that this shirt doesn’t exist.

Jesus. It’s bad enough to think the wage gap doesn’t exist. But to think it exists AND not care about it???

I want there to be a viable Green Party candidate so badly. But I would also be terrified of that outcome, because it would only split the liberal vote.

This is why I wish I could vote in the Republican primary.

Can’t stress getting a colonoscopy more. They actually now say over 50 for regular ones and younger if there’s any family history.

Thanks so much for the advice! I was leaning to that amount, but it's great to have it confirmed.

ALSO. How do you tip when you don't know the value of something? I have a gift card for a Swedish Massage and it doesn't have the value. I'm going to try to figure out what the place actually charges for it, but the info isn't readily available. Otherwise, I'll just try to figure out the general price. At any…

When you guys get your hair cut, do you tip 20% for the cutter/stylist and then an additional $5 (or more) to the washer? Or do you include it all in the 20%?