My favorite thing about the Jon Gosselin DJ story is that he can't even make it in Philly. He's DJing in Allentown, which is like a Philly suburb* no one likes (no offense to Allentown's).

And gay people are ruining marriage.

I don't think that in this day and age anyone should be using the word "colored", but I will say it doesn't carry the same stigma in other parts of the world as it does in the US.

My mom called to tell me I have to move somewhere warmer. And then told me to buy one of those portable gas stoves in case the power goes out (I live in a big city and the power never goes out) but then started worrying about me burning the apartment down while using it.

I grew up in southeastern VA. Literally the second a snowflake even thinks about forming, everything is cancelled, the 4 snow plows come out and start plowing up some asphalt, and all the kids get out their sleds (everyone has those plastic sleds even though it never snows) and slide down hills that are covered in…

That sounds like my kind of sorority...

Yes, this stuck out to me, too. When I think Estee Lauder, I think Sophia Loren or Elizabeth Taylor.

That does make sense - thanks for the answer!

This is exactly what I was envisioning.

I haven't been too shocked and dismayed by these Rush reports so far, but the no eating and no drinking rule because snack are only for PNMs?? That's too much. How awkward would it be as a PNM to be eating and having a bunch of matching girls just kind of staring back at you??

I can't even manage to get out of bed on the bad days, let alone play a grueling tennis match in one of the biggest tournaments. Good for her for even competing decently, and double good for her for mentioning it.

Taylor-Johnson thought Nicolas Roeg's Don't Look Now had one of the best sex scenes in any film, and one with the woman mostly in control. James's favorite films, she tells us, are Casablanca, Good Will Hunting, Cabaret, Aliens, The Shawshank Redemption, Finding Nemo, and It's a Wonderful Life.

I had a full on argument with my girlfriend and was willing to bet serious money that it wasn't him. And then we went to IMDB. I mean, really, HOW does he look so different??

Yes, completely agreed. I think it's an extremely important philosophy in a judicial proceeding, but holds little bearing in everyday life. It's especially important in this situation, given that it is unlikely Cosby will ever be able to be found guilty of these crimes due to the statute of limitations.

Ah, mint and coral. The only colors Lilly Pullitzer has ever seen.

I can't stop hearing this as Polish (as in people from Poland) week in my head.

Russell Brand says some truly on point things a lot of the time.

I thought I could see the F word through the blur and boy am I glad I didn't click on it.

It may be a futile hope, but I'm right there with you.

Come on, Justice Kennedy, you can do this.