Sure, but the guy needs new wiper blades.

WW II Jeeps employed your second solution.

The lack of any curves at all seems to indicate that they used a hard stainless so they could advertise its undentability. 

Yes, magnets will stick on some stainless refrigerators and not others. 

I’m wondering what type of stainless was used for DeLoreans? Something softer since it has more normal car shapes. How did it hold up?

Auf Deutsch: rostfrei. Well, maybe nicht völlig rostfrei.

Barclays Center is a cheap barn with some really ugly Coreten steel strips  attempting to disguise it. But maybe Elmo should have just gone with the Corten in the first place. 

...or there were hardly any commas.

Fenton, Louisiana is a unique place, with a law allows the mayor to be a judge and the village.

It’s still a Toyota. Don’t count on it. 

Prelude and Prologue are stupid names. Prelude and Prologue to what? And what was so wrong with Vamos Hobio Travel Dog anyway?

I have to agree on the big SUV coupes. I remember how shocked I was when I saw my first BMW 6 one. Enormous tall extremely expensive low mpg vehicle with huge wheels just like any huge luxury SUV, except with the cargo area cubic feet cut by a third for no reason in a way that precludes one of the actual useful uses…

No Auto switch for the lights? Even 1990's Malibus had that. The Auto lights and dimming on my Subaru works perfectly. 

I don’t know what happened but the earlier interestingly quirky staff writers seem to have all left about the same time a couple years ago.

But the current model isn’t “basically a tarted up, obsolete, military vehicle.” It’s just styled to look like one, but still extremely expensive and stupid with what must be barnlike aerodynamics.  

Not sure about those numbers, but dark tinted front side windows are not only generally illegal but a clear indication of a low class criminal type inside.

I just saw a current Prius, which I didn’t know about. Toyota has ditched the science fiction origami look for something pretty nice. 

Crystal ball needed.

Jalopnik recommendations are rarely realistic. 

I would put ground clearance for those potholed snow country streets and adaptive cruise control on the must have list. So Stelvio or Tonale if it’s an Alfa.