Seriously. The Office had some solid jokes, but I’ve never heard anyone reference the time Michael sang 6 seconds of what’s almost a novelty song.

Joe Pera springing for Baba O’Riley was a much better buy.

Putting aside the kinda lame style, it would be a lot easier to appreciate a show like this if we actually had a Trek show at the moment that was at all reverent or understanding of the philosophy of the shows that came before it.

“What does trailer need with a region lock?” ~ Captain Kirk, Star Trek V

That was Discovery’s weirdest flex. Hire a bunch of consistently recurring actors, make them look absolutely top-drawer awesome, and make sure they’re on set for every single bridge scene...and then given them maybe two episodes where they get anything more than “Shields up!” type shit. I wonder what this is like,…

This reminds me of how we almost got a series named ‘Star Wars Detours’, a cracked cartoon look at that franchise. Lucas was ready to release it when they abruptly shifted gears and instead went all super-serious films instead. A young Rachel Bloom was one of the writers.

Star Trek spaceships are pretty big, but the TV shows and movies generally just focus on the dozen or so crew members who work on the bridge or in the medical bay.

The whole source of this problem is those shitheads who run Disney are upset their profits are down more than 50%. All they have to do is release their little Black Widow and Mulan movies digitally and they could easily recover some cash, but nope, they figure the best thing to do is hold off on releasing movies in…

“Blammo, another successful interaction with a man!”

“It’s beyond idiotic to think a cop sitcom can’t exist now”

My God are you a whiny, fucking baby. Also, it’s Crews, not Crewes you fucking moron.

“The game merely shows me that trans men exist, a fact I already knew.”

Let’s be clear on this: if Bolton had convinced Trump to go to war with Iran, Bolton would be on TV 24/7 talking about how Trump is the greatest president ever to serve. Bolton didn’t get what he wanted, so he wrote a book telling people pretty much what they already knew.

This is definitely one of those cases where there is no winner - all the authors of these “I knew how bad it was and did nothing until I could financially profit from it” books should be brought up on charges alongside Trump. Last I knew, if you watch someone commit a crime, don’t tell anyone, keep helping them, and do…

There’s a difference between saying “I apologize to those who were genuinely hurt or offended” and “I’m sorry that you were hurt or offended.” In the first case (like here), it is merely a recognition of where the apology should be directed, and is still an apology for the action itself. In the latter, it is merely an…

I think that is him saying “Fuck You” to right wing concern trolls, while still apologizing to everyone else.

That’s a problem with right-wing dipshits, not “pc culture.”

I couldn’t stand Kimmel for the longest time due to his douchebro The Man Show persona, but he appears to genuinely have changed over the past few years (unlike his old buddy Adam Carolla, for example). There is simply no excuse for his past behavior, but doesn’t mean he hasn’t earned forgiveness.

As far as making jokes about Trump being tough is concerned, I will once again say that John Mulaney nailed it with “Horse Loose in a Hospital”. It avoids all the usual tiny-hand, orange-skin jokes and zeroes in on the pure absurdity not just of, as he puts it, “this guy being president”, but on everyone else trying…

both jon stewart and steve carrell already feel like comedy stars from 100 years ago.