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Yes, a mild criticism shortly after she released a lengthy transphobic statement is exactly the same as medieval torture.

I’m disappointed Bill and Ted Face the Music moved. August 21, 2020 was the perfect date — and we pretty much figure it’ll do day/date on VOD as well anyways?

I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop, and for the studios to realize that they only way they’re going to salvage this year is forsake the theaters and do a day-and-date roll out.  Because it is going to be a very long time before people are going to return to the theaters in numbers sufficient to replicate the kind

Of all the alt-right grifters, Candace Owens might be the absolute worst. Like all grifters, she knowingly sells a hock of shit for money. What makes it worse is that she willingly fills the spot of being that “black person” Republicans can point to show how “they’re not racist,” despite the fact that her only value

Really dumb. It admits that there is a risk, which Trump denies as much as possible. So every time he says it’s all over a reporter should ask him about this.

Professor Professorson’s family name was originally Professorbourg. They changed in when they were fleeing the Nazis 

Of the many joys ‘Commnity’ has given us, one of the greatest was seeing Kevin Corrigan’s version of ‘overacting’ as the drama professor. Casting a veteran underactor as a professional ham was an inspired choice, and fucking hilarious.

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I always liked the various Aqua Teen intros.

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If there were no actual Good Omens show, the opening theme would stand alone and be analyzed like a Bosch painting. “Skip Intro” it says as if I’m not busy waltzing around and imagining the music at my wedding.

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Silicon Valley is basically one long easter egg so not only do I never skip it, I sometimes pause to see what’s changed since the last version.

Norma Tanega has an interesting bio — started out singing to mental patients. Big hit with “Walkin’ a Cat Named Dog” which was later covered by Art Blakely and They Might Be Giants. Five year relationship with Dusty Springfield. Long career in experimental music.

Trank’s entire post Fan4stic career has been trying to shift blame away from the failure of that film onto somebody else. The fact just now at this moment of all times, he drops this nugget conveniently leaving out exactly WHO was pushing him on it. Reeks of revisionist history.

Honestly, just make them all a different nationality. Solves a lot of issues. They get an immediate distinction from the other two attempts, have a chance to reintroduce the first family to a new generation and demographic, and dramatically increase lagging sales on established characters (just like Miles Morales has

I think Seth Myers already has the best locked up here, considering he didn’t need to have a guest on, but could just turn the opening of his show this week to Amber Ruffin and her tales of harassment at the hands of the cops. 

I have the exact opposite impression from his meta-analysis, which is that Dan Harmon abusing story tropes is more akin to a pig playing in shit. It’s revelry, not contempt.

But in the same vein, I think he considers the continuity that people are so obsessed with just as fun to sport with. There’s no real point to

Rick and Morty just doesn’t have that commitment to character development.

The exchange about Topper reading Great Expectations, but “it’s not what I hoped for” is so subtle I didn’t pick up on it until maybe the 10th time I saw it.

Not sure what you’d consider recent, but Walk Hard is a fantastic spoof of musical biopics. It works both as a spoof and as a film in its own right.

I knew a guy who made the mistake of forgetting Johnny Dangerously once. ..... ONCE

I can’t believe all the fargin’ iceholes on this thread forgot about Johnny Dangerously.