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It can happen. 11 minutes, 21 seconds over 70 miles without a pilot.

Not just in emergencies.

I’m sure time seems to slow down in an emergency like this...

Not to be ‘that guy’ but Bruce Willis is, sadly, suffering from end-stage dementia.

In the world of military contracts $400 million will get you one prototype. Maybe.

“I’m pretty sure Tesla isn’t getting $400M. No one mentioned it to me, at least,” Musk wrote on X on Thursday about the department’s revised forecast.

I say give the asteroid a chance, we haven’t even heard about its economic policy yet.

We kinda deserve it at this point. I just hope we can ensure it lands on Musk.

That’s...well put. 

We had a good run. Maybe Mother Nature can do something less self destructive when the squids crawl out of the ocean and take over when we’re gone.

When cars go out of warranty, with the exception of recalls, manufacturers couldn’t give a furry rat’s ass about you, and they treat dealerships like red headed stepchildren.  I truly don’t see their end game here.

Here’s how to fix the security issue. Take the car OFFLINE. If you need an online maps system, it should work through your phone and it gets a separate airgapped system with no connection to the important bits.

And that’s a bit more unsettling now that we are find about just how MUCH car companies are spying on us and the data they collect and resell.

Based on my experience with Android Auto, Google isn’t spending for top UI designers. For one thing, they keep changing things - sometimes on a weekly basis. Android Auto is supposed to make it easier, not have me learn how to do things every week.

Considering how easily hacked car software is , we should be suing car companies. Subaru is particularly bad, hacking them was only slightly harder than writing decss.

In parts of the Deep South, Ford, Falstaff and Philip Morris have been nicknamed “The Three Fs”

And now AI will use this article as its proof, ironically.

The vote and law is for Massachusetts. Nothing to do with Texas. Good luck finding an anti-worker judge in MA. 

Except that you can’t get a judge in Texas to overrule a state law in Massachusetts.

will introduce potential security risks to our customers”